1 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:03,128 Look up 2 00:00:03,212 --> 00:00:04,755 What do you see? 3 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,006 Nature and stuff 4 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:07,674 -A stone -And a tree 5 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:09,384 The Great North 6 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:13,805 {\an8}You can breathe the air up here 7 00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:14,932 Catch fish 8 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,850 Or see bears 9 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:21,146 The Great North 10 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:22,856 This is where we live 11 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,399 Here we stay 12 00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:26,318 From the longest night to the longest day 13 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:29,321 In the great north 14 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:36,662 {\an8}Judy! 15 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:39,456 {\an8}Judy, get your ass out of here! It's urgent. 16 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:42,417 {\an8}What the hell, Alanis? What do you need? 17 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:44,503 {\an8}Well, it's something very serious. 18 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:45,629 {\an8}Okay. 19 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:48,006 {\an8}All my imaginary streaming services don't work. 20 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:49,675 {\an8}This is the emergency? 21 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:53,095 {\an8}Yes, Fiona Apple wanted to restart the router, 22 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,264 {\an8}but she doesn't know how. 23 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:57,975 {\an8}And I can do without my stories don't sleep. 24 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:01,144 {\an8}So I'm just for your entertainment out here? 25 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,063 {\an8}I'm in the middle of a crisis. 26 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:04,648 {\an8}Oh, good. Then you can understand it. 27 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,692 {\an8}You can do it for me tell a Frasier or something? 28 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:09,444 {\an8}No, I can't give you one Frasier or something like that. 29 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:12,573 {\an8}The annual Lone Moose Ice dancing competition is tomorrow. 30 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:14,616 {\an8}And I'm a little stressed! 31 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:17,077 {\an8}Oh, the competition, the one you and your brother Moon 32 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,787 {\an8}always wins anyway? 33 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,747 {\an8}Yes, usually, and we love it. 34 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:23,000 {\an8}And it's an emotional connection, as he gets older 35 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,502 {\an8}and we grow apart and Sunrise, sunset etc. 36 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,046 {\an8}But not this year. It's a mess. 37 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:30,048 {\an8}Okay, tell me about it, 38 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:33,218 {\an8}but like a film, because of the tragic situation 39 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:34,720 {\an8}with my streaming services. 40 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:36,680 You want my dramatic Sibling problem 41 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,557 hear in film form? 42 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:41,393 Yes. Maybe like a rom-com? 43 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:43,562 I would like that. 44 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,230 But it's not a rom-com. 45 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:47,524 It's about me and my brother. That would be disgusting. 46 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:50,193 All right. I just imagine the colors are stronger 47 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:51,945 and everyone looks incredibly good. 48 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:54,906 Wait a minute, I'm coming down then it's like a slumber party. 49 00:01:57,159 --> 00:01:59,036 -You can start. -Good. 50 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,704 My brother Moon and me 51 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,581 have always been quite different. 52 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:03,874 Very different. 53 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,043 -A kind of love-hate relationship. -Exactly. 54 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,419 But in one place 55 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:09,504 {\an8}we are one, so to speak, on the ice. 56 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:10,589 {\an8}SEVEN YEARS AGO 57 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:11,673 {\an8}Welcome to the annual 58 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:13,467 {\an8}Lone Moose Ice Dance Competition, 59 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:16,553 {\an8}presented by Mike's Ice Cream, the ice cream for men 60 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,473 {\an8}We start with Judy and Moon Tobin. 61 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:22,434 {\an8}Technically speaking We weren't the best on the ice, 62 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:24,728 {\an8}but we were damn cute. 63 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,023 40TH ANNUAL LONE MOOSE ICE DANCE COMPETITION 64 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,110 Applause for this year's winners, 65 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:34,404 sponsored by Mike's Ice Cream, the ice cream for men. 66 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,907 Now also with smaller cubes for women. 67 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:40,243 The last seven years we always won, 68 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,871 and I thought, this year will be no different. 69 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:44,790 But that's where the trouble started. 70 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:47,793 OK. But Judy, in a typical way We would rom-com about now 71 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:50,796 the weird best friend get to know the main character. 72 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:53,799 It's actually something weird 73 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:57,177 with my dad and happened in his love life. 74 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,680 Perfect. Let's switch over. 75 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:02,349 Beef, I don't understand why you don't use the binoculars more often. 76 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:05,268 I see fish doing things which I definitely shouldn't see. 77 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,187 Except in low light conditions 78 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:09,564 I prefer to use it my integrated binoculars 79 00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:12,109 and by that I mean my eyes. 80 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,195 When will this guy get it? finally his own comedy show? 81 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,697 Attention, there is a new houseboat. 82 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:19,366 Looks like they want to dock right next to us. 83 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:22,869 Great. Neighbors on the water are just as funny as in the country. 84 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:24,830 Let's see who's on board. 85 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:28,333 I see a woman brown curls, purple glasses, 86 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:29,709 and it looks like this 87 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:32,295 as if the lady was wearing a wedding dress. 88 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,880 -What the... -That can't be right. 89 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:34,965 Oh God, it's her. 90 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:37,467 Code shock pink! 91 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:40,762 What? Where are you going? 92 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,514 Dad, we've been practicing for this. 93 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:43,932 Get in the chest with me. 94 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:46,309 What's going on and where did the chest come from? 95 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,728 Naturally. You weren't there, when we were practicing for an emergency. 96 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,022 This is Zelda Blop. She went to high school with Dad 97 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,816 and always wanted to marry him. 98 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,443 Wolf! Stop talking. Go! 99 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:56,611 You're right. Honeybee, batten down the hatches. 100 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:57,863 I don't know how. 101 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,156 I thought that was a saying. 102 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,658 Whatever, we'll just drive off. 103 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,368 Left at the same time on the other side of town 104 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,078 our beautiful heroine Judy, me, 105 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:07,873 just school and was on the way to ice dance training 106 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,458 with her long-time Ice dance partner, Moon, 107 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:11,251 when she realized 108 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,253 that her pink dream world 109 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:14,796 was just an illusion. 110 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,799 Moon Tobin, time to do that, what we love 111 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:21,261 and what the last thread is, on which our sibling relationship depends. 112 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:24,556 Sorry, I can't do interesting garbage Search the canyon, Russell. 113 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:26,475 I have to go to stupid ice dance practice 114 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:28,310 with my boring sister. 115 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:30,103 I'd love to win the trophy, 116 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,396 but it's so embarrassing 117 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:34,357 at that age dancing with my sister. 118 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:35,984 And she bosses me around 119 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:37,944 and I have to wear a stupid outfit. 120 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:39,696 Different from a rom-com character 121 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,031 I didn't just run away. 122 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,200 I stayed longer to make sure 123 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,410 that Moon not exactly would say the opposite, 124 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:47,370 what the mean part would have done less mean. 125 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:50,499 There is nothing worse for me around the world. 126 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:53,210 And that's exactly what I mean by this statement. 127 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,420 And that's why they always run away. 128 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:58,215 I know that too now, Alanis. Thank you. 129 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:02,594 Yes, so it was... 130 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,638 Wait. Where did you get the face mask? 131 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:07,432 Skyphora. Do you want one? I stole a few. 132 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,518 -Alanis. -What? 133 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:11,520 We're in late capitalism, Judy. 134 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,355 I have other worries than the corporate world. 135 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:14,606 So you found out 136 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:17,108 -Moon doesn't want you as a partner. -On the ice. 137 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:20,278 On the Ice, this isn't a rom-com. 138 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:22,989 At first I was quite surprised 139 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,617 but then I realized there had been some signs 140 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:29,079 that Moon has been me recently thought he was a huge idiot. 141 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,414 Hey Moon, should we dye some shirts? 142 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:32,916 No thanks, Judith. 143 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,417 Hey Moon, I'm going to the mall 144 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,379 and wants to babysit for free for single mothers who do their best. 145 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:38,964 -Are you coming with me? -Oh, I can't. 146 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,800 I have this thing that I have. 147 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:43,718 You're really not his cup of tea. 148 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:45,720 I know. When we were little, 149 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,722 he was like my shadow. He looked up at me. 150 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:49,307 But the shadow steamer 151 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:52,227 was crazy and I was pissed. 152 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:55,480 I kept hearing his words. 153 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:58,024 "There is nothing worse for me 154 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,943 all over the world." 155 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,862 World. world. 156 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:04,531 Hello, Moon. How nice of you to stop by too. 157 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,992 Let's start with a test run or... 158 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,785 Sure. Unless it's for you 159 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,705 the worst thing in the whole world. 160 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:14,291 OK. Then maybe a test run first. 161 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:17,586 Great. Then we can work on everything, what you are doing wrong. 162 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:19,629 So the beginning, the middle part 163 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,798 -and of course the end. -Wow. OK. 164 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,717 I don't like dragging you along, 165 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,594 so here on the ice. 166 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:28,096 -I'm sorry, what? -I'll drag you along, 167 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:30,015 because I do all the work. 168 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:33,810 I'm sure the main part is my part. 169 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,813 Oh please. You're just stumbling around 170 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:40,775 and people say, "Oh, he's so cute." 171 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:43,069 But I can do a double toe loop. 172 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,240 At least sometimes. 173 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:49,534 I hate to say it, Judy, 174 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,411 but it wouldn't matter 175 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,747 which old fart would be my partner, 176 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,666 I would anyway win the Mikes ice cream trophy. 177 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,585 Your partner wouldn't care? 178 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,462 My partner wouldn't care. 179 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:03,173 I bet there's a bet now, like in the rom-coms. 180 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,091 You can bet on that. 181 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:07,218 OK. Why do we do this? Isn't the whole thing more interesting? 182 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:09,763 How about, everyone votes a new partner for the other 183 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:11,806 and we'll see who wins in the end? 184 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:14,184 I choose your partner and you choose mine? 185 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:17,854 Oh, we'll do that. And you're off my team too. 186 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,230 Forever. Pull the leash! 187 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,566 I'll go now, but because I want it, 188 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,026 not because you told me so. 189 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:25,570 And I'm tomorrow back here at the same time 190 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,947 and bring you the worst partner throughout Lone Moose. 191 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,324 Are you bringing yourself? 192 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:30,992 -That was good. -I know. 193 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,994 Of course it is to me occurred to me at that moment 194 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:34,829 and not just now. 195 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:37,415 But wait, how was it with your dad and the stalker? 196 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,125 Can we go there again? 197 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:42,420 Clear. In this story there were also a few twists. 198 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,716 Okay, we can't live like that. 199 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,218 You in the chest every day 200 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,679 to heave onto the boat, is breaking our backs, beef. 201 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,138 We have to act, people. 202 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,599 I make my Ex Fix Chex mix 203 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:57,310 {\an8}and we'll go over and bring it this embarrassing meeting behind us. 204 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:59,229 Zelda is not my ex. 205 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,355 Okay. 206 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:03,400 Then I'll do mine Situationship spinach dip. 207 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,693 No, make the Chex mix. 208 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:07,529 Not that they are us still have to give something back. 209 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,325 I'm coming. 210 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,911 Hello, neighbor, we have... 211 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,663 Beef! 212 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,498 -I missed you. -OK. 213 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,125 You found me. 214 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:22,919 You parked right next door. 215 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:25,422 This is your boat? 216 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:30,301 I forgot you live here, in my hometown, 217 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:32,303 where we were at school together. 218 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:35,223 You're still wearing the wedding dress. 219 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:38,184 You flatterer. Speaking of weddings... 220 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,310 Dad, run. 221 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:41,938 This is my new fiancé. 222 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:44,816 You have all the time waiting behind the door? 223 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:47,485 Clear. I'm pleased. 224 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:50,321 -I'm Ribbert. -Like the sound a frog makes? 225 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:53,116 No, Ribbert, like the normal name. 226 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,326 But everyone calls me Ribeye. 227 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,746 We're happy, Ribeye. 228 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,457 Oh, beef, don't be jealous. 229 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,833 You had your chance. 230 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,752 Yes, Dad. Just don't be jealous. 231 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,128 Well then congratulations. 232 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,297 Great. Now please get off our boat. 233 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,382 Ribeye and I are making love now. 234 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:10,967 Oh, good. 235 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,220 You see, beef, she now has another fiancé 236 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,388 and you're off the hook. 237 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,724 I was never her fiancé. 238 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:19,309 Oh, ribeye! 239 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,352 Oh, Zelda! 240 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:24,481 The houseboat is rocking and we are off the dock. 241 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,775 Wow, what an unusual couple. 242 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:29,652 Oh yes. Speaking of the couple, it goes further. 243 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,156 Moon and I were on the ice again and the bet is on. 244 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,950 Judith, I have you chosen a new partner, 245 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,410 someone you once 246 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:40,538 called my most annoying buddy. 247 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:43,041 -It's Russell. -Hello, Judy. 248 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,584 It's me, Russell. 249 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,337 OK. 250 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:51,591 Although I Russell not exactly unnerving, 251 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,051 At least he can 252 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:55,345 ever stand on the ice, 253 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,430 which is an advantage 254 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,432 towards you and your new partner. 255 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,935 So whether you have someone found in Lone Moose, 256 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,187 who can't skate. 257 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,022 God, why didn't I think of that? 258 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:09,692 Exactly. Say hello to my little friend, 259 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,361 our big brother Ham. 260 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,739 Hey, be careful. 261 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,574 My fins are down here. 262 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:24,415 OK. You and your brother, once a team, you are now enemies. 263 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:27,210 And there is a bet. This is more of a rom-com. 264 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,045 So where were we? 265 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,131 Well, I thought since the big evening is coming soon, 266 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,508 should we rehearse in costume. 267 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,343 You'll be in the disco ball. 268 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,928 Let's just... 269 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,138 Oh my God! 270 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:39,806 What? 271 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:42,433 -What's happening right now? -I'm sorry. 272 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,644 I have extreme claustrophobia, 273 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,480 since I was on my seventh birthday was trapped in a bouncy castle. 274 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:50,108 OK. Now I know why Moon chose you. 275 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,985 But, Miss Judy, other than that 276 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,987 I skate pretty well. 277 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,947 Wait. Does Moon know that? 278 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,115 This has only been the case recently. 279 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,159 I just had an intense one 280 00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:01,911 Father-son figure skating workshop with my mom's boyfriend, Jamie. 281 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,372 We had choreography to "Just the Two Of Us". 282 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:07,083 -What you do not say. -That's what I say. 283 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,253 And Russell wasn't the only one with a secret. 284 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,088 Over there, on my father's boat... 285 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,841 Hey, Beef! 286 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,844 -Zelda? Oh my God. -Over here! 287 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,512 Beef, that's the only way we can talk, 288 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,764 without Ribeye noticing anything. 289 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,516 We don't have to talk. 290 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,935 Beef, my little moo-man. 291 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,354 I can't bear your pain, 292 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,690 -because I'm with Ribeye. -There is no pain! 293 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,484 We were never together and never will be. 294 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,653 That's exactly what worries me too. 295 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,239 Baby, we'll find a way. 296 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,158 That will have to do until then. 297 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,620 No. 298 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,914 Goodbye, beloved. 299 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:49,500 -You're still here. -Roll over the dock. 300 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:50,793 Absolutely not. 301 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:54,380 Zelda showed her old tricks 302 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,425 and I mean new ones with my new partner. 303 00:11:57,508 --> 00:12:01,179 The next few days with Russell on the ice were really great. 304 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,764 But it wasn't just skating. 305 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:05,266 Russell was like a little brother, 306 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,018 who wanted to hang out with me again. 307 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,395 The other brother, a classic. 308 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,565 And over time, Russell and I had 309 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,817 always more fun together, just like Moon and me, 310 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,278 before I became too boring for him. 311 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,113 It was only a few days 312 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,616 and I wanted Moon Don't make me jealous at all, 313 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:24,619 but it was only then that he realized what he had in me. 314 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:27,163 Sounds like one dark night of the soul for him. 315 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,083 That was it. And at the same time 316 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:33,503 my dad still was persecuted by this woman. 317 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:41,177 Yay, I'm fine. 318 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,470 WASHING DEATH 319 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:53,481 Hi! 320 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,902 Mix-ups, a woman in a garbage bag, 321 00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,821 a sad man full of jealousy. 322 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,073 I give this movie a million stars. 323 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,659 OK. I think the coast is clear. 324 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,453 Let's get you out, Dad. Dinner is long over. 325 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:10,915 -The air is definitely not clean. -Why do you say that? 326 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,918 Because Zelda is standing in front of the window. 327 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:17,505 Hey! What are you doing here? 328 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,591 I just wanted Beef to know that I think of him. 329 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:23,803 Zelda, please. 330 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,723 Go back to your boat and your fiancé. 331 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:27,807 I would like that, 332 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,977 but I'm afraid I'm too weak to walk. 333 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,812 Oh, Beefy. Yes, hold me. 334 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,188 Hey! 335 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:35,898 Oh no, beef. He knows about us. 336 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,358 There is no “us”. 337 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,818 I can't believe it. 338 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,904 My fiancée will seduced by my best friend. 339 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,448 I'm not your best friend. 340 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,324 Not anymore. 341 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:48,453 Guys, don't fight over me. 342 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,079 Oh, we will. 343 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,457 Sir, I challenge you out for a duel. 344 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,541 A duel? 345 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:55,752 -With weapons? -So, no. 346 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,547 I demand you to a fisting duel. 347 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:02,258 -So a fist fight? -Yes, a fisting fist fight. 348 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,177 And the winner gets Zelda forever 349 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:07,430 and the other will never again talk to her or look at her. 350 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,432 Okay, let's all calm down. 351 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,642 -I accept the conditions. -Dad! 352 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,603 Then we'll see each other at daybreak. 353 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,105 No, wait. I have Pilates tomorrow morning 354 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,607 and my afternoon is full. 355 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,817 So next daybreak, the day after tomorrow. 356 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:22,153 Let's do 3 p.m., I like to sleep in. 357 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,738 I'm making him tired. 358 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,407 -Good. -Beef, is that okay? 359 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,993 3 p.m. the day after tomorrow, fisting. 360 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,870 Perfect. That fits in well. 361 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,872 Does no one else hear it? 362 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:36,292 See you in your dreams, my duel daddy. 363 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,670 Duel Daddy! Are you crazy? 364 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:42,673 No, I'm doing something like Honeybee suggested. 365 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,134 I lose on purpose the fisting duel, 366 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,220 so I never have to see Zelda again. 367 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,931 I'm begging you to call it a fistfight from now on. 368 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,849 But other than that I love the plan. 369 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,144 Thanks for inviting me to dinner, Judy. 370 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,355 I almost feel like a family member. 371 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,357 We're glad you're here, Russell. 372 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,651 But where are they actually? my two sons? 373 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,153 Moon finally has Ham taught to ice skate, 374 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:07,073 but it takes an hour until he is back at the edge of the track. 375 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,324 Hello? 376 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,202 Hi Moon. 377 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:14,622 Russell, not enough that you ice skating with my sister, 378 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,791 Are you still having dinner together now? 379 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,710 Moon that Russell and I will become partners, was your idea. 380 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,546 Do you remember? Because you're not interested, 381 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,965 to hang out with me, and take me for granted? 382 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:27,260 Yes I know. But you're going too far. 383 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,512 It's like you're me want to make you jealous. 384 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,847 What? 385 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,474 No, it's not what it looks like. 386 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:37,103 I just wanted you replace as Judy's little brother. 387 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,646 Wait, did he really say that? 388 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:41,274 Yes. So basically. Doesn't matter. It's midnight. 389 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:44,569 Anyway, Moon got angry and threw Russell out. 390 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,237 And then he said... 391 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,281 Judy, I was obviously wrong about that, 392 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,449 that I with everyone Can ice skate. 393 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,161 Can we just end the bet, you are the winner 394 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,163 and everything is fine again? 395 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:57,915 Do you really think it's just a bet? 396 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,501 Moon, I heard what you said about me the other day. 397 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:03,171 That I'm a big, stupid, I'm an embarrassing loser. 398 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:07,049 So don't take it against me, when I'm with a little brother 399 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,968 ice skating, who treats me well. 400 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,470 If anyone needs me, I'll be upstairs and sew a new beak 401 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,182 on Russell's penguin costume, because he swallowed the first one. 402 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,396 I was a bet! 403 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:27,153 Okay, I'm ready for the big emotional ending. 404 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,447 What do you think? That was it. There's nothing more to tell. 405 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,824 What? No. That can't be it. 406 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,326 You have to get along again. 407 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:34,410 I see it differently. 408 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,704 I mean, that's all there is to it happened a few hours ago. 409 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,832 But he has to run to the airport, so you don't move to New York 410 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,292 and… Look! 411 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,211 He's probably here, to admit his mistake 412 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,463 and begging you to forgive him. Go. 413 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,633 Oh, wolf. Hi. 414 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,301 -Can I come in? -Clear. 415 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,720 I couldn't sleep and thought you didn't either, 416 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,597 because I saw you on the roof, 417 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,724 how you talk to the trees. 418 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,100 If you want to persuade me, 419 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,228 to skate with Moon again, it doesn't work. 420 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,562 Are you really mad at him? 421 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,856 Yes, and it's not just that, what he said. 422 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,816 He was once like a friend, 423 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,818 but he doesn't want to do anything with me anymore. 424 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,613 Do you remember how much time we have? spent together when you were ten? 425 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,115 Oh. Not really. 426 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,951 Yes. In fact, none at all. 427 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,911 When you were little, you followed me everywhere 428 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,329 and wanted to do everything with me. 429 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,706 And then you got a little older and that stopped. 430 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:24,043 One day I even heard you Kima you said I was like a scarecrow, 431 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,754 that of a witch turned into a loser. 432 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,215 Oh God. Yes, I said that. 433 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,593 It hurt my feelings but it wasn't my fault. 434 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:33,803 You grew up. 435 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,346 It's normal for siblings 436 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,973 Going through phases and stuff. 437 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,642 -You turned away for a while. -Yes, I did. 438 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,270 But now we understand each other again. 439 00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:44,730 And how. You adore me again. 440 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:48,234 Naturally. Do you think I'm too hard on Moon? 441 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,361 I think if your ten year old brother, 442 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,071 who thinks you're an idiot at the moment, 443 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:55,283 wants to do something with you, you should say yes. 444 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,661 Because the train may have left soon. 445 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,413 All right. It's probably time 446 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,373 to straighten things out with my brother. 447 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,667 Not necessary. I know I'm not a scarecrow, 448 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,378 who was cursed by a witch. Snow from yesterday. 449 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,381 No, I meant I was talking to Moon. 450 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,466 Oh, of course. That's what you meant. 451 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,177 And I guess I have to tell Russell. 452 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,097 I tell him. I'll teach him gently. 453 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,181 THE NEXT DAY 454 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,892 Oh, hey, Russell. You died for Judy. 455 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:26,105 Why? 456 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,275 OK, Dad's first duel. 457 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,943 I hope my clothes fit. 458 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,237 -You look good, babe. -Dad, do you remember the beating? 459 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:36,616 Damn, I forgot about the beating. 460 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,285 INCOMING CALL UNKNOWN 461 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,870 -Hello? -Beef. 462 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,955 Zelda, where are you? 463 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,624 That's not important now. 464 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:47,710 What is important is that I take care of ribeye, 465 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,546 so that we can be together, as you want it. 466 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,507 What do you mean "take care of ribeye"? 467 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:57,470 Let's just say Cupid's arrow works both in love and in war. 468 00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:00,931 I think Zelda wants ribeye murder with an arrow. 469 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:03,434 Okay, beef. Are you ready? 470 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,770 Give us a moment, ribeye. 471 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:06,937 We have to find her. 472 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,398 Isn't she that white spot there in the tree? 473 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,733 Ribbert, attention! 474 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,489 My beautiful butt cheek. 475 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,533 Zelda, you shot beef, so that he doesn't hurt me. 476 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,577 Yes. 477 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,163 That's exactly what I did, my angel. 478 00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:27,041 No, wait a minute, Ribbert. 479 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:30,169 No, Honeybee. That's exactly what happened. 480 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:33,506 -Oh, ribeye. -Oh, Zelda. 481 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,300 Beef, unfortunately you have to accept that ribeye 482 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,843 and I are meant for each other. 483 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,304 It's bonked. According to the duel conditions 484 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:43,307 I will never do anything again have to do with you. 485 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:46,227 This will be difficult because we're right here forever 486 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,270 will stay on our houseboat. 487 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:51,190 -Oh God. -But I trust you, best friend. 488 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,109 Good speech, Ribbi. 489 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,069 What else can these lips do? 490 00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,824 Okay, time to go. 491 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,619 Oh, good. You managed. 492 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,246 How was your duel? 493 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:08,332 I saved my supposed one romantic rivals life 494 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,209 and got an arrow in the butt. 495 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,420 So a standard duel, I think. 496 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:13,796 It's starting. 497 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,174 {\an8}I'm Ryan Seacrest 498 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:20,386 {\an8}and that's your happy one new year, America. 499 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,638 {\an8}NEW BABY YEAR 500 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,223 {\an8}Happy New Year. 501 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,101 They are really great together. 502 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,812 Moon is a damn lucky guy. 503 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,693 You and your brother realized that you belong together? 504 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,862 Yes, because we are so important to each other. 505 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,156 But we also just love it to win. 506 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,658 Congratulations. And by the way, great story, Judy. 507 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,243 I can't wait for the sequel. 508 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,579 I don't think there are any Rom-com sequels. 509 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:47,913 Yes, there is. 510 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,416 Have you never seen Sleepless in Secaucus? 511 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,543 Now I'll tell you something. 512 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,462 Imagine It's dawn in Secaucus. 513 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,964 Colin Hanks goes along walking his pet pig. 514 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,008 Both of his wives are dead. 515 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,843 Oh, go on. 516 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,471 {\an8}MIKE'S ICE CREAM FOR MEN! 517 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:30,873 {\an8}Subtitles by: Daniela Schulz